Wicked Machine Fifth Blog-iversary Spectacular!!!

As I promised myself, here's my big post for the fifth anniversary. *Yawn*.

Apparently, the traditional fifth anniversary gift is wood. So I'm gonna give myself wood right now.

I could blog right now about my journey into fear and madness at the Winchester Mystery House flashlight tour last night, or about the drunk Peruvian lesbian who had us in stitches the whole time. Or I could blog about the graduation party I went to this afternoon for my cousin, which was fun but also made me feel very old and uncool. But it's late and I'm meh. Maybe later.

But as Woody Allen said, eighty percent of success is showing up. And phoning it in is what Wicked Machine is all about.