I'm back and I brought bumper stickers

So here I am. You'll pardon my neglect of this site as I've been very busy at work. They plan on promoting me to analyst or messiah or something anyday now. But anyway, I'm back in the ha-ha chair and recording some tracks for an upcoming audio project that I hope to finish by next weekend and upload here for public consumption.

I've been cleared by my lawyers to tell you the following about it:

1. It's Star Wars-related.
2. It was going to be a video but then I found out that those cost money and stuff. But it didn't really matter because it wasn't going to be very visually interesting. I'm not exactly Truffaut over here.
3. Darth Vader ponders retiring and building a log cabin.

While you're waiting on that, how about a Wicked Machine bumper sticker? My crack promotional staff had some made up for me, and I am anxious to commandeer your bumper or rear window to attract the growing demographic of semi-conscious commuters yearning for a dick joke or a rambling rant about the Others. So, email me your mailing address and you get one. It's that easy!