Blog Wars, Episode IV: A New Host

[comm is blinking, Max hits the button]

Max: Uh, everything's under control. Situation normal.

Reader: What happened?

Max: We had a slight DNS malfunction but, uh, everything's perfectly all right now. We're fine. We've switched webhosts. We're all fine here now, thank you. How are you?

Reader: We're expecting a new post now.

Max: Uh, uh, negative. We had a viral attack here now. Give us a minute to lock it down. Large virus, very dangerous.

Reader: Who is this? What's with the redirected URL?

Max: Uh...

[shoots keyboard]

Max: Boring blog post anyway.