Sailor Dick Takes A Stern Approach

I saw King Kong last week and loved it something fierce, but I'm really hoping that the big movie this Christmas is "Brokeback Mountain". Not because I'm particularly interested in gay cowboys, but Hollywood being Hollywood, its success will mean that all the great genres will be redone rainbow-style. Gay gangster movies. Gay barbarian movies. Gay pirate movies!

"Yaaaarrrr. Why can't I quit ye?"

"Avast! All men to the poop deck!"

"I know you don't go out there to plunder!"