Rejected, but not dejected

McSweeney's chose to exercise their right of first refusal on a list I sent them, so instead you can read it here. I think it's much more convenient for the millions of you who've made this your homepage.

List of Future John Grisham Novel Titles After He's Used Up All The Good Legalese

John Grisham's The Motion to Dismiss
John Grisham's The Compensatory Damages
John Grisham's The Sidebar
John Grisham's The Peremptory Writ of Mandate
John Grisham's The Easement of Necessity
John Grisham's The Party of the Second Part