Walkathon
My mom's going to be participating in the Avon Walk for Breast Cancer this summer. Well, they're not really for breast cancer. They're staunchly anti-breast cancer. I checked.
Anyway, she has to raise the ungodly fee of $1800 to enter. Apparently this shit isn't curing itself. I know most of my readers are a miserly lot (I can tell from your low-rent IP addresses), but maybe you can find it in your hearts to lend a shekel.
Her donation page is here.
Thanks from my family! Help us do for cancer what the Death Star does for Alderaan.