100 Movies with occasional comments.

Seen this on a few blogs lately. It's the 100 highest-grossing films of all time. Boldfaced titles indicate one I saw in theaters, asterisked ones are films I've seen on TV or video.

1. Titanic* SUCKED. A woman's heart may be a "deep ocean of secrets", but this movie was a shallow pool of dog vomit.
2. Star Wars I'm counting the re-release as "seeing it in theaters". Probably the second most influential movie for me after The Godfather.
3. E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial Watched it again on video a year ago. Boy, was this just a lot better at the time?
4. Star Wars: Episode I - The Phantom Menace
5. Spider-Man Spiderman 2 should be up here soon.
6. Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King
7. Passion of the Christ Complete with people collapsing in prayer in the aisles. This movie will suck on DVD if for no other reason than no strangers testifyin'.
8. Jurassic Park
9. Shrek 2
10. Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers
11. Finding Nemo
12. Forrest Gump
13. Lion King, The*
14. Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone
15. Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring
16. Star Wars: Episode II - Attack of the Clones
17. Star Wars: Episode VI - Return of the Jedi Ah, the only one I saw in theaters the first time around. Although apparently I saw ESB at a drive-in when I was 3, but I couldn't recall. Anyway, I always loved this one, so poo-poo on the haters.
18. Independence Day
19. Pirates of the Caribbean
20. Sixth Sense, The (1999) The amount of people who claim to have figured out the twist before the ending has recently exceeded the amount of people who claim to have been at Woodstock.
21. Star Wars: Episode V - The Empire Strikes Back
22. Home Alone
23. Matrix Reloaded, The
24. Shrek
25. Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets
26. How the Grinch Stole Christmas How could this possibly beat Boris Karloff?
27. Jaws*
28. Monsters, Inc. Still my favorite Pixar movie.
29. Batman Saw it again recently. Has not aged well.
30. Men in Black
31. Toy Story 2*
32. Bruce Almighty*
33. Raiders of the Lost Ark* Best. Entrance. EVER.
34. Twister
35. My Big Fat Greek Wedding
36. Ghost Busters I had to leave halfway in because the scene where Dana gets possesed freaked me out. Hey, I was 7. Still count?
37. Beverly Hills Cop Somehow I was a huge Eddie Murphy fan by age 7. Loved his stand-up albums.
38. Cast Away
39. Lost World: Jurassic Park, The
40. Signs
41. Rush Hour 2
42. Mrs. Doubtfire* Well, I still haven't seen it all the way through, but probably seen the whole thing in pieces. Meh.
43. Ghost (1990) * Ruined that song for me forever. You know which one I'm talking about.
44. Aladdin*
45. Saving Private Ryan
46. Mission: Impossible II
47. X2
48. Austin Powers in Goldmember
49. Back to the Future Still great.
50. Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me Seemed a lot funnier in the theaters. Not as good as Goldmember, innafinalanalysis.
51. Terminator 2: Judgment Day First FX movie that made me go "wow".
52. Exorcist, The*
53. Mummy Returns, The
54. Armageddon
55. Gone with the Wind Havent' seen it. Don't give a damn.
56. Pearl Harbor*
57. Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade
58. Toy Story (1995)*
59. Men in Black II*
60. Gladiator
61. Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs
62. Dances with Wolves Another one that hasn't aged well.
63. Batman Forever
64. Fugitive, The
65. Ocean's Eleven
66. What Women Want
67. Perfect Storm, The
68. Liar Liar*
69. Grease
70. Jurassic Park III* Not that bad, actually. The spinosaur was freaky.
71. Mission: Impossible
72. Planet of the Apes and * Not sure which one, but I've seen both. I choose not to weigh in on the controversy, except to say that the twist in the remake was way lame compared to the Statue of Liberty ending in the original.
73. Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom Went to the premiere!
74. Pretty Woman I'm like the only person I know who hasn't seen it. I wear that as an oddly-shaped badge of honor.
75. Tootsie* May have even seen it in the theater.
76. Top Gun* "MAVERICK!!!" Movie kinda sucked, but I still yell that every now and then.
77. There's Something About Mary*
78. Ice Age*
79. Crocodile Dundee
80. Home Alone 2: Lost in New York* Home Alone 2: Thin Premise Wears Even Thinner.
81. Elf Only one on this list so far that I'd kinda like to see.
82. Air Force One Hellzyeah. Oldman had one of the best villain deaths ever.
83. Rain Man
84. Apollo 13
85. Matrix, The
86. Beauty and the Beast*
87. Tarzan (1999)* Terrible music, even for a Disney film. Screw Phil Collins.
88. Beautiful Mind, A*
89. Chicago
90. Three Men and a Baby* Another one I might've seen in theaters, but I'm not gonna brag about it.
91. Meet the Parents*
92. Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves
93. Hannibal Book's ending was better.
94. Catch Me If You Can* Being in the check fraud-catching business, this one really grabbed my attention.
95. Big Daddy*
96. Sound of Music, The*
97. Batman Returns*
98. Bug's Life, A
99. Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban Best HP yet, but the next one will be even better.
100. Waterboy, The* What, no Happy Gilmore on this list? It's only Sandler's Citizen Kane.

So to sum up, that's 90 out of 100 that I've seen, 60 of which I saw on the silver screen.