Real Business Names V: A New Beginning

Not About Water Committee - It's not about water, man. It's about the music!

Master Bakery - Look for us in our new location, next to Wankers Country Store.

Guardian Angel Test Kits - Have you ever wondered if someone up there is watching over you? Have you felt the presence of the divine when you were at your lowest, and wondered if you really do have a guardian angel? Now your uncertainty is finally at an end, thanks to our new at-home Guardian Angel Test Kit! Just hold the stick in your urine stream...

People Funeral Home - This is where Jim Carroll goes when he's invited to a memorial for people who DIED! DIED!

Pooh Photo - I got nuthin'. Except this: