Bride of Real Business Names

Wankers Country Store - Somebody needs to explain to these Wankers that you don't have to name your country store after your family name, especially if your name is generally associated with masturbation slang.

Dance Force - "ASSEMBLE! Roll call: the deadly cyborg Popandlok! The master of lightning, Electric Slide! And Lambada, the Forbidden Superhero!"

Women Kickin' It Inc - Hmm. Tae-Bo class? Drug rehab for the distaff gender? Soccer hooligans?

Rebel Mini Storage - "What are you storing in there Johnny?" "Whaddaya got?"

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