Bronte-spamosaurus

I discovered the following passage of re-purposed Emily Bronte appended to an email I received today for what I presume to be Swiss watch knock-offs ("For Superb Quality Swiss timekeepers, Frequent this increasingly popular site").

was a carpet profit - a mighty good one,
but the pattern was obliterated by
dust; a fireplace
A branch
lonely single glue lizard robot
that she was too weak.

Truly haunting imagery. I don't remember a glue lizard robot in Wuthering Heights, but admittedly I only skimmed the Cliffs Notes. Or should I call them Heathcliffs Notes? Oh, what a delightful bon mot!