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I, for one, welcome our new black Muslim overlords.

Monday, August 29, 2005

Things I Learned From Watching HBO's "Rome"

No one in ancient Italy had Italian accents. I guess modern Italians just made the whole thing up. I know it's a given that English people are the best actors in the world, but can't they try for a smidgen of authenticity? Watch a Pesci movie. I'm betting Marc Antony sounded more like that than some limey.

(Which brings me to my new goal: Stage a production of Julius Caesar with nothing but guys from Jersey. "I hear things, Pompey. I hear things.")

If you aim to do some dirty deeds, some real black bag ops kinda stuff, don't send the guy with your name tattooed on his head. I guess they hadn't invented plausible deniability yet.

What modern religion needs more of is cattle sacrifice. I'm not saying it would make a believer out of me, but Pat Robertson slaughtering an oxen on the 700 Club would be great television.

There's probably worse jobs than "severed head courier". But I can't think of one.

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