Rumor Central

Let's make some controversy. Feel free to spread any of these rumors (completely fabricated by myself) in email attachments, drop them into conversations, or write exhaustive, obsessive-compulsive treatises on them.

-Taoists live in the New York sewers.

-The world is secretly run by a shadowy consortium consisting of Steve Jobs, the Gnomes of Zurich, Tony the Tiger, Hideki Tojo (not dead after all), and the members of Kraftwerk.

-You can bounce chihuahuas like a rubber ball, but only twice.

-A woman once inquired as to the "secret recipe" for the delicious cookie she ate at a fancy restaurant. They happily furnished it to her free of charge, and she took the recipe's ingredients to her grave.

-If you listen to Led Zeppelin's "Stairway to Heaven" backwards, Robert Plant says "You dig hot man-love, kemosabe."

-Gravity is a scam cooked up by the Ford Motor Company.

-Dungeons & Dragons can make your average morbidly-depressed and drug-addicted teenager commit suicide. Alert your pastor!

-Elvis didn't die in 1977. He died in 1967. From the 1968 Comeback Special onward, "Elvis" , or "False E" as he was known to the Memphis Mafia, was portrayed by a cleverly-disguised JFK.