The Revenge of "Real Business Names"

There's been a real bumper crop of them lately, so let's dive right in.
Dimension Transportation Co. The cancellation of "Sliders" must have really hurt their business.

Magic Acquistion Corp. I think I had a Dungeons & Dragons group like this once.

American Heritage Exterminators. Rid your house of pests the way our Founding Fathers did: with muskets and bayonets.

Fashion Klan. Your one-stop source for all your white pointed hood needs!

Helium Leak Testing Inc. They must get so tired of people prank calling their office doing Smurf voices.

Your Child Is Mine Childcare. For best effect, say the name in your most outrageous supervillain voice, and throw a "Mwah-ha-ha-ha!" on at the end.

Trans Cosmic America Inc. I confess I have no idea what these people do. How about the world's slowest freight company? "Sorry your package is several million years late, Mr. Gerry. Our hub is in the Horseshoe Nebula."